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[wakeboarding butterflies]

Have you ever tried putting a leaf on a lake and then putting a butterfly on the water on the leaf on the water and then attaching the leaf to a dragonfly with a spider silk or something and pulling it really fast? Y'know, it'd be a wakeboarding butterfly.

stardew responds:

okaay sooo this is the bonus round entry for the bonus round round thing yknow that i'm supposed to do for the uhh the uhh the th th the the chocolate compo th the chocolate compo thing yeah that alright i'm just gonna sit here and like talk a bunch i dunno cuz like thinking that maybe sitting here and talking might confuse people like they'll go into the voting booth and be like "oh nooo do i give this a 5 or a 0 in composition i dunno he's literally just talking there's nothing else oh no i'm scared what do i do" then i'll get middle entry cuz that's how the world works i guess

sounds like a plan

wh what who the hell are you

i'm your ghooooost oooooooo spooky ghost

do you think this plan will work?

i had an ice cream the other day it was like idk it was pretty cold and nice it was a pretty cold day actually idk why i decided to have an ice cream on such a CAAAUUWWWLLD DAAAY but it's ok anyway how was your day pretty good i guess

when's the last time you've had a waaaatermelon i think watermelon's a pretty good fruit yknow it's got lotsa nice juices in it yknow nice tasty juices mmmMMMMMmmm yknow you wanna just take all those watermelon juices and just SMEAR THEM ALL OVER YOUR BODY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DELICIOUS yea sounds pretty good

man repeating himself veeery quietly in the background

what else do you wanna talk about to yknow waste everyone's time like a normal person

have you ever tried putting a leaf on a lake and then putting a butterfly on the water on the leaf on the water and that attaching the leaf to a dragonfly with a spider silk or something and pulling it really fast yknow it'd be a wakeboarding butterfly

no but have you ever tried clearing off a table and putting a jar of tomato sauce on the table yknow open it up and taste that nice sauce no ketchup just sauce and then putting a few more jars on the table and giving them sunglasses because they're cool it would be a salsa gang salsa gang salsa gang salsa gang

[Cloudy Night]

remind me to do aim next year from your library

Everratic responds:

Sure, if I remember :)

[[FAN ART] Oshawott - 1F1N1TY (Artwork by Kaito)]

Eyyyyyyy that pretty guud

KaitoARTS responds:

merci beaucoup <3